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The 12 Labours of Christmas [Dec. 18th, 2007|03:19 pm]
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Now, of course we've all watched a Ray Harryhausen movie or two, and so think we're sh*t hot at mythological knowledge, but here's a Christmas question to sort the viros from the pueros:

Poll #1108288 Laborious
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

How many of the Twelve Labours of Hercules can you name without looking them up?

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1
5 (12.2%)

2
6 (14.6%)

3
3 (7.3%)

4
4 (9.8%)

5
7 (17.1%)

6
3 (7.3%)

7
2 (4.9%)

8
4 (9.8%)

9
1 (2.4%)

10
2 (4.9%)

11
1 (2.4%)

12
3 (7.3%)




1. Slay the Nemean Lion and bring back its hide.
2. Slay the Lernaean Hydra.
3. Capture the Golden Stag of Artemis.
4. Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
5. Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
6. Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
7. Capture the Cretan Bull.
8. Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
9. Obtain the Girdle of Hippolyte.
10. Obtain the Cattle of Geryon.
11. Steal the Apples of the Hesperides.
12. Capture Cerberus, the guardian dog of Hades, and bring him back.

You can claim half a point for something vaguely on the right track. I scored 8.5 - B minus, must try harder, Verlaine!
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[User Picture]From: [info]motodraconis
2007-12-18 10:51 pm (UTC)

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No, but I can name The 12 Tasks of Asterix.

So I win!
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2007-12-18 11:03 pm (UTC)

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Mannekenpix, the Belgian? The things I was too young to get then that make me laugh now...
[User Picture]From: [info]londonsound
2007-12-19 12:08 am (UTC)

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ME TOO. I was thinking 'if only this was Asterix...'
[User Picture]From: [info]lanfykins
2007-12-19 09:30 am (UTC)

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Me too, strangely enough ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]mooism
2007-12-18 10:57 pm (UTC)

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I demand a NONE AT ALL option.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2007-12-18 11:04 pm (UTC)

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WHAT? Has the state of our nation's educational system truly fallen so low?
[User Picture]From: [info]mooism
2007-12-19 05:29 am (UTC)

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So low. So very, very low.
[User Picture]From: [info]perfectlyvague
2007-12-18 10:57 pm (UTC)

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I seem to have forgotten about the less scary fauna (although the mares were quite scary, weren't they?). I got Nemean Lion, the Hydra, the Augean stables, Cretan Bull, Hippolyte's girdle, the Apples of the Hesperides (there's a place in Surrey that is supposed to be an attempt to create the gardens, I liked it very much but could not find any apples) and Cerberus. I knew some cows were involved but was too vague to warrant a point. I did not study classics so I get a B plus.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2007-12-18 11:05 pm (UTC)

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No one who did not study classics can get more than a C at anything, I'm afraid. But well done! I totally forgot about the Cretan Bull, probably because I kept thinking that was Theseus's gig.
[User Picture]From: [info]sosoclever
2007-12-18 11:17 pm (UTC)

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All I could remember were the Nemean lion and the Augean stables. I hope [info]the_original1 doesn't see this.
[User Picture]From: [info]mirabehn
2007-12-18 11:28 pm (UTC)

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Argh, just the Nemean Lion, the Hydra, the Cretan Bull and the Augean stables. I ought to have remembered the Apples as well at least.

I also must try harder!
[User Picture]From: [info]atreic
2007-12-19 11:56 am (UTC)

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The Apples were the only one I remembered. Although I remembered he needed the golden fleece too, which was completely wrong!
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2007-12-19 04:06 pm (UTC)

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Well, he did help Jason obtain the fleece, but that was just a bit of moonlighting, that he "forgot" to tell the Pelopponesian Revenue Service about.
[User Picture]From: [info]ixwin
2007-12-19 03:33 pm (UTC)

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Almost the same, except I got the apples and missed the Bull.
[User Picture]From: [info]pete23
2007-12-19 12:08 am (UTC)

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i only score 12 by remembering the labours of hercules poirot.

the nemean lion was a very intelligent pekinese. it went downhill from there, if you can imagine...
[User Picture]From: [info]jackfear
2007-12-19 02:22 am (UTC)

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Can't believe I forgot the Nemean lion! And i couldn't remember if the cattle and the bull were one task, or two. (I did remember that the cattle were fed ion HUMAN FLESSSSSH, though.)

The other one that flummoxed me (though I remembered it eventually) was the golden apple of the Hesperides. I knew Atlas was involved in the Twelve Labors at some point, and I thought for a moment that holding up the sky was its own Labor, and not a sub-Labor, as it were.

Anyway. 8 out of 12 for me.
[User Picture]From: [info]lemurstew
2007-12-19 04:17 am (UTC)

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See what not having a classical education gets me? Confused.

Confused and mildly worried that I seem to have forgotten most of what I once knew..other than the significance of blue pencils.
[User Picture]From: [info]lanfykins
2007-12-19 09:32 am (UTC)

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Alas, I only got the Augean stables and the Hydra.

Then again, I don't think that's awful for someone who's never read any of the classics :)
[User Picture]From: [info]lanfykins
2007-12-19 09:33 am (UTC)

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(Though if only I'd known about the Cattle of Geryon, I could have made all sorts of comments in character after pulling off that cattle raid recently. Serve me right for RPing a Classicist while having no knowledge of Classics meself!)
[User Picture]From: [info]celentari
2007-12-19 10:35 am (UTC)

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Um, I thought I knew four but turns out one was from Clash Of The Titans.

I knew the shitty stable though. Everyone remembers the shitty stable.
[User Picture]From: [info]bateleur
2007-12-19 10:44 am (UTC)

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My claim of five is slightly generous since I couldn't remember the words "Nemean" or "Augean".

I love the fact one of them is stealing apples! That's truly heroic!
[User Picture]From: [info]undyingking
2007-12-19 10:46 am (UTC)

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There's a Just William book in there somewhere.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2007-12-19 04:07 pm (UTC)

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The mightiest scrumper in history!
[User Picture]From: [info]undyingking
2007-12-19 10:45 am (UTC)

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O tempora! O mores!
[User Picture]From: [info]kiss_me_quick
2007-12-19 11:18 am (UTC)

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You seem to have forgotten to include an option for "I haven't a clue what you're talking about".

[User Picture]From: [info]nantosvelta
2007-12-20 03:12 am (UTC)

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I ended up with the stables, the hydra, the apples, Cerberus, the lion and bull. I was pretty sure he had to do something that pissed Artemis off, but couldn't remember the stag part. Not bad for a science major...
[User Picture]From: [info]redheaded_1
2007-12-20 08:34 am (UTC)

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I've never watched a Ray Harryhausen movie.

And I didn't remember ANY of these labours of Hercules! Of course, I think the last time I glanced at them was for a Mythology project in Grade 6 (so, 11 years ago). Yep. Time to review the classics.
[User Picture]From: [info]diamond_geyser
2007-12-20 01:08 pm (UTC)

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I win at the classics. And you not asking for proof.

King Eurystheus took to hiding from Herakles in a big brass pot, you know...
[User Picture]From: [info]laslandes
2007-12-21 05:12 pm (UTC)

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I got 1/12, the Cerberus one. I'm slightly alarmed your poll didn't have a zero option though.
[User Picture]From: [info]robynbright
2008-01-04 09:53 pm (UTC)

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0!!!
(wah!!!!)


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