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As it is written, so in truth it was: I went to the cinema to see Penelope last night, a sweet modern-day fable about a little princess cursed with the face of a pig until she can find one of her own kind to accept her for who she is. Sadly the production was marred on numerous fronts, e.g. (1) a director fairly lacking in the genius of a Gilliam or Burton, who have raised the bar for our expectations of this type of film, (2) a script without any really sparkling dialogue or really ingenious jokes, and (3) a cast that seems to be 90% comprised of British actors and comedians, who for some unknown reason are forced to affect varyingly excruciating American accents, Torchwood's lovely Burn Gorman's being the most grating, and Russell Brand to his credit not even bothering to try. But the crucial strike against the film can be handily summed up in the results of the following poll:

Poll #1153066 Here Piggy Piggy
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Christina Ricci, unmarred but for a fairly cute pig-snout:

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I *certainly* would.
27 (77.1%)

AAGH! THE HORROR! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
8 (22.9%)



Thus, with the beautiful James McAvoy being largely wasted in this, I can only award Penelope two and a half snouts out of a possible five-headed pig-monstrosity. Not a patch on Enchanted, in other words, but it's innocuous fun though, would be a good movie to take any smaller relatives out to see, and does feature the bottomless talents of Peter Dinklage, the littlest hunk in Hollywood, so there you go.

Other films I have seen lately include "Be Kind Rewind", minor Gondry I guess but none the less charming for that - three and a half copyright infringements out of a possible five-alarm lawsuit, and "No Country For Old Men", a terrifying coiled spring of a suspense movie much deserving of its recent Oscar sweep: two Coen Brothers up. What should I watch next?
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[User Picture]From: [info]eyekiller
2008-03-12 07:18 pm (UTC)

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She doesn't look *that* different. What have they done to McAvoy's hair though? That's a real crime.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-12 07:24 pm (UTC)

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Just pretend that he looks like this throughout the movie and all will be well:

[User Picture]From: [info]obandsoller
2008-03-12 07:25 pm (UTC)

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There will be Blood.
[User Picture]From: [info]al_fruitbat
2008-03-12 07:45 pm (UTC)

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Seconded. I'm still not sure if I like it, but I keep thinking about it weeks later.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-19 04:18 pm (UTC)

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Just watched it last night, agreed that it was quite powerful.

Out of interest, what rating did it get in the UK? Over here it was PG... God help any small child brought along to that one by their parents.
[User Picture]From: [info]ravenblack
2008-03-12 08:26 pm (UTC)

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Stardust.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-12 08:30 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, I enjoyed that a lot. A fair bit better than the book, in my opinion - burn the heretic!
[User Picture]From: [info]ravenblack
2008-03-12 08:38 pm (UTC)

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Tsk, already having seen it. FINE. Then I recommend you watch the Harold Lloyd collection!
[User Picture]From: [info]obandsoller
2008-03-15 02:52 pm (UTC)

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better than the book

I didn't dislike the film, but felt like it was a touch simplified.

What did you see that I missed?
[User Picture]From: [info]lathany
2008-03-12 08:28 pm (UTC)

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would be a good movie to take any smaller relatives out to see

How much smaller do you reckon?
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-12 08:30 pm (UTC)

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Hmm, 8-12 age range I guess, but I'm sure Bea could totally cope.
[User Picture]From: [info]sosoclever
2008-03-12 08:37 pm (UTC)

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But of course! It has a princess! Even if she is pig-snouted.
[User Picture]From: [info]sosoclever
2008-03-12 08:38 pm (UTC)

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You don't post nearly often enough these days.
[User Picture]From: [info]ghoti
2008-03-12 09:02 pm (UTC)

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We saw Game Plan yesterday, at B's request, and it was actually really happy making. Not good, necessarily, but fun.

Other films we have seen recently: Jumper (not worth the effort), Juno (excellent, with a brilliant soundtrack), PS I love you (don't see it if you read the book).
[User Picture]From: [info]secondhand_rick
2008-03-12 09:58 pm (UTC)

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the genius of a Gilliam or Burton

You're an idiot.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-12 10:08 pm (UTC)

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But an idiot who's right! Despite the diminishing returns of their recent output, perhaps.
[User Picture]From: [info]secondhand_rick
2008-03-12 11:27 pm (UTC)

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I'll grant you that Burton once had something going. However, anyone who could perpetrate the abominations of Planet of the Apes, Big Fish, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has got to have serious question marks, and live grenades, placed firmly by their name. He's racked up more godawfuls than he has godblesses. And that's a shame. Those who show such promise and then deliver turds are the hardest to forgive.

Gilliam, however has always been fundamentally flawed. He just does not understand pacing. He managed - despite himself - to be on the money with Brazil, but looking at the body of his work, it's evident that that was an aberration.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-12 11:54 pm (UTC)

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Bah, everything I've seen by Terry Gilliam I've liked, with the dishonourable exception of "The Brothers Grimm". Given the director's track record I'm surprised that Heath Ledger didn't choose to hurry up and die in the middle of production, not that that would have wrecked anything much more badly. The Python films are all great fun, Time Bandits is lovely, Brazil's great, Munchhausen is underrated, Fisher King and Twelve Monkeys are fine, Fear & Loathing is about as true an envisioning of the book as I can possibly imagine... no one, not even Burton is as good at taking the world inside his head and putting it onto the screen for my money.

I too loathe the three Burton films you cite. I wonder if he shouldn't limit himself to animation nowadays. I had no problems with Sweeney Todd, but that was so stylised that it probably could have been an animation, and no one would have been able to tell the difference.
[User Picture]From: [info]secondhand_rick
2008-03-13 01:28 am (UTC)

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The Python films as films are not worth counting, despite the love for them that prevails. Likewise Time Bandits. Munchhausen is appalling, a perfect example of Gilliam's total inability to pace a film well. In fact it was the film that made me realise just how deficient he is in that regard. Fisher King, I don't recall, which is an indication of its quality. Twelve Monkeys was so so. Fear and Loathing, I'll grant you rocked.

Which brings us to Depp - who is mostly flawless (he'd play me in the film of my life now that Bogart is dead) - and then to Burton.

I didn't see Sweeney Todd. Firstly, I'd recently read The String of Pearls. Over, and over again, the book stresses how ugly Sweeney Todd was. And they get the most beautiful man in film to play the part? They're not even trying. And then it turns out to be a musical. Well... fuck them.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-13 01:57 am (UTC)

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Hmm, you might as well say that Depp shouldn't have been let anywhere near Ed Wood or Fear & Loathing, on the grounds that he's much too pretty for the parts on paper, but I think he did a good job on both. I'm sure he considers himself a character actor, and why not? The Sweeney Todd in Burton's movie is explicitly a good-looking man turned ugly by years of hardship and despair, and I think Depp does a great job of acting up the grim. I liked it.
[User Picture]From: [info]blue_mai
2008-03-13 03:01 pm (UTC)

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Depp int flawless. Chocolat was a poor film, he was one of the worst things about it. totally miscast.
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-13 06:49 pm (UTC)

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He was my least favourite thing about Charlie & The Chocolate Factory - Willy Wonka as Michael Jackson? ewww - and he's left me cold in a few other films, such as Blow. It's only on good days that he totally rises above the rest of the production (first Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm looking at you).
[User Picture]From: [info]gillen
2008-03-13 05:42 am (UTC)

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And, you forgot to mention, an ending which simply affirms the notion of surface beauty.

Despite its many, many flaws it didn't actually disappoint me until the last 20 mins or so.
[User Picture]From: [info]davywavy
2008-03-13 11:42 am (UTC)

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A woman with the face of a pig needing to be loved for herself?

Plenty of opportunities at Sci-fi conventions...
[User Picture]From: [info]_kent
2008-03-13 06:39 pm (UTC)

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Come now, you can hardly lay the blame for Burn Gorman being grating at this film's door. The man has a talent for being grating, which he is honing at the knee of the master, John "bloody" Barrowman.

The only thing of any consequence that I've seen this year that you've not mentioned is There Will Be Blood. Which is what you'd get if Merchant Ivory made Once Upon A Time In The West.

I do feel, though, that well not see a thing this year a fraction as good as No Country For Old Men. Given that it was also the first thing I saw this year, that's quite sobering.

[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2008-03-13 06:47 pm (UTC)

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I'm really, really enjoying Torchwood Season 2! Torchwood 1 was something I watched under indulgent duress because, well, it was Whoniverse, but I haven't had a major gripe with a single thing about S2 yet. But then again they did shoot Burn Gorman to death halfway through.
[User Picture]From: [info]_kent
2008-03-13 07:04 pm (UTC)

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I must say that it has been a vast improvement. I've always thought with Who that you can forgive quite a lot of failings with quality, consistency and indeed sanity, so long as everyone's clearly having fun. If you want to drop the lightheartedness and go somewhere dark, you need to make sure it's worth the trip.
Torchwood S1 barely had a glimmer of light in it, nor was it any good. S2 is frequently rubbish, but remembers that it's supposed to be a giggle at the same time. If anything, they've acknowledged that Burn Gorman is incredibly grating, and made a character virtue of it. Top marks scored for shooting him. I am led to wonder if there's actually anyone at all on the team who'd die if you shot them, we're 0 for 2 so far.

[User Picture]From: [info]miss_newham
2008-03-14 12:58 am (UTC)

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Oh, Enchanted is SO great!