| Guitar Hero |
[Mar. 19th, 2008|01:18 pm] |
On Saturday this chap here is going to be giving me a guitar lesson:

Obviously what I really want from him are image lessons, but I think it'll take me till at least our third encounter to pluck up the courage for that. |
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F*ck! So you mean I've actually picked the one person in all time and space who knows less about playing the guitar than me to give me a lesson? Typical.
Actually, looking at it more closely, that's actually Dom, Circa 1995, isn't it?
Presumably based solely on the bad hair?
Ah well, if the only way I can achieve fame and fortune is by sharing bad hair with the stars I guess that will do.
Same eyes, too, I thought. And the green glow.
His pickup appears to be made of kryptonite.
Wait a minute... imagine the head shaved... and that's Lex Luthor!
OMG KEVIN SPACEY'S SECRET GLAM-ROCK LIFE EXPOSED
are you learning how to play guitar underwater??
Well, any fool can do it on dry land, can't they. IS IT SO WRONG TO HAVE AMBITION? | |