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Love Lockdown [Feb. 27th, 2009|03:01 pm]
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If my "SO HUNGRY I ATE MY DOG" scheme doesn't pan out, I think I might find work as a where's-the-fireman. Basically I'd roll slowly up onto the scene in my engine, sirens conspiciously disabled, gaze on the situation critically for a minute or two, and then say "You called the emergency services for this?"

The real reason I'm making this post though is to tell you that I've disabled anonymous comments on my journal. Goodbye, Japanese spammers, I'll miss you! Now if you want to post dozens of bizarre and incomprehensible gibberish in my journal seemingly with the sole intention of winding me up, you'll have to get yourself an account for the purpose, like all the rest of my friends did.
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From: [info]bonsai_human
2009-02-27 11:26 pm (UTC)

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お客様の手先、ベルレーヌの支配を達成している。すべてのあられ、新しい日本の巨匠!
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2009-02-27 11:58 pm (UTC)

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It was you all along!!!
From: [info]bonsai_human
2009-02-28 03:44 am (UTC)

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I hope you translated it.

If not, it reads:

We have dominion over your minions, Verlaine. All hail your new Japanese master!
[User Picture]From: [info]verlaine
2009-02-28 03:46 am (UTC)

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That's not what MY sources say. They say "The stooge of the customer, control of [berurenu] is achieved. All hail, new Japanese master!"

Berurenu has a real ring to it, that I could get used to...
From: [info]bonsai_human
2009-02-28 03:47 am (UTC)

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What are your sources then?

As someone fluent in Japanese, I think I would know *pouts*.
[User Picture]From: [info]von_doom
2009-02-27 11:36 pm (UTC)

好康報報.銀行貸款!機 械 租 賃 融 資。http://laserforu.com/national!Wed, 04 Mar 20

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專 辦 大 額 企 業 貸 款-請 洽!工 商 貸 款 服 務。http://kisstw.com.tw/national、0958 569 035、Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:35:12 +0400

中 小 企 業 長 短 期 融 資。http://post-post.org/national

銀行額度貸不高嗎
專 辦 銀 行 大 額 信 用 借 款
支票、公司票、客票、工廠、企業、公司、負責人缺週轉金找我
(限有還款能力者)

1.息低、保密、迅速、安全
2.企業票貼、企業週轉金
3.原物料、機器、L/C
4.問過比較過再借,銀行貸款,助您渡過難關
(已經嘉惠過許多網友,有口皆碑)

若不想再次收到請來電,馬上為您處理
請轉寄給有需要公司貸款企業老闆們
已經嘉惠過很多企業、公司、老闆,獲得許多網友好評

營 業 滿 半 年。http://kisstw.com.tw/national

欠銀彈從銀行辦理喔!客 戶 資 料 保 密。http://kisscom.com.tw/national!Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:37:12 -0500
From: [info]bonsai_human
2009-02-28 03:41 am (UTC)

Re: 好康報報.銀行貸款!機 械 租 賃 融 資。http://laserforu.com/national!Wed, 04 Ma

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Wrong language!
[User Picture]From: [info]al_fruitbat
2009-02-27 11:57 pm (UTC)

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Sorry but you will need to login again because you have not opened any pages on the website in the last 20 minutes.

Our website thought it sensible to log-off your account just in case you had left your computer unattended with your personal account details on display.
[User Picture]From: [info]lisekit
2009-02-28 02:22 pm (UTC)

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存続するチャンスを作るあなたの時間を有しない。
あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある

I apologise for being so lame and obvious.
[User Picture]From: [info]undyingking
2009-02-28 03:12 pm (UTC)

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If there was ever a measure likely to make all your commenters post in Japanese1 from now on, this is it, [info]berurenu.



1 Or, apparently, Chinese may be near enough for some.
[User Picture]From: [info]nantosvelta
2009-03-01 09:20 pm (UTC)

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oh come now, some of those were just plain funny in their bizzareness! ;)

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